Samantha BeeOur family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.
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Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache. The car we bought was a piece of junk and it looked like it was meant to be used as a car crusher. It had no radio or seat belts, and the addition of a “do not start” sticker was the only thing that saved us from having to drive it in reverse.
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